Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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