This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I bet he comes in French.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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