guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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