How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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