I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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