apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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