...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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