my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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