sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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