I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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