We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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