can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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