I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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