Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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