i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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