if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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