Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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