spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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