Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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