I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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