im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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