I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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