We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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