Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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