I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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