dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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