i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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