I wanna passion pit in your ass
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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