turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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