How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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