her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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