Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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