Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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