You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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