im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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