Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
