how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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