i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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