I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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