haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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