I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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