AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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