bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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