she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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