So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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