Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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