At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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