Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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