Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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