And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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