Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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