U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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