The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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