And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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