WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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