im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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